Sunday, 6 January 2008

Happy 2008

Good evening one and all. Here's wishing you all a Happy New Year, one filled with joy, laughter, prosperity and successes this 2008. I trust y'all had a good holiday? And for those who decided that earning more money rather than resting was more important, well... I hope you enjoyed the free roads (and the packed trains with happy shoppers).

So the year may not have started well... earthquakes, the usual pipeline fires in Lagos (don't those people ever learn? Yes they say poverty is a disease, but biko... if many of you keep getting killed (or should that be 'cooked' like flies while 'stealing' petroleum products (more to the point petrol or kerosene, which are highly flammable), then is it worth losing your own life over it? But typical Naija style... their belief is it will never happen to them, but the next man! I don't know what kind of mentality you call that, but I call it the 'state of the foolish mind'!), dense fog, strikes, house fires, limit on pay rises for public sector workers (with MPs of course wanting to 'award' themselves for the hard work they've performed... obviously they must have learnt from the Nigerian legislative bodies.... that bunch of illiterate, money grabbing, money hungry, good for nothing except inflate their own personal accounts with the nation's money, dimwits! and the mother of all cock ups - Apparently our dear police force have 'lost' the pass codes to the back entrances of their police stations. How did this happen? O well a certain contractor left them in the back seat of his car... it was stolen... the car was recovered a few miles away ... but get this, the document with the pass codes written out in 'plain English' with the names of the police stations (whose addresses you can easily get from royal mail.com) had 'walked'!! They say no high profile police stations were on the list... I say 'WHATEVER'!

So first it was the entire child benefit database (all 25 million), with the names, addresses, national insurance number and DOB of children with their folks account details (hmmm). The discs held the personal details of all families in the UK with a child under 16. Next it was DVLA records of learner drivers (thank goodness am not on that list)! That's your name, DOB and address... all a fraudster needs. Now the police incidence and goodness knows what else has been lost that's been covered up. I tire o! What's coming? Face Off.... for all I know there may be 2 boos walking around town... worse still maybe i get the 'ugly' face...!!! Who in this day and age carries discs around anyway? And what with all the technology we have... why couldn't it have been stored on a central database - in encrypted format and to access it.. enter a password. But then again knowing them, that password might be on the back page of some person or two or three's notebooks, which would be sitting on their desks!

Poor Britney. When did it become possible for a low life like rapper-by-force K Fed to be a better parent than her, let alone anyone? The man is a scrounger (low life, money sucking,money grabbing, white trailer trash!). I mean what type of man is he to seek alimony? Someone give me a spade to knock him out with! The rat makes my blood boil! As for that person that calls herself her mother! Hmmm!! That's all I say... in the Jerry Springer world of trailer folk, I shan't be surprised if iya Britney and K-Fed are erm.. shall we nicely use the word 'checking' each other ... hmmm!

On a lighter note, I promise to be more calm this year... good bye to road rage (wonder how long that will last?)

Well bed time calls...

- 'Boo
xxx

Thursday, 27 December 2007

Roll in 2008....

It's been a while since I last posted anything on my bloggy blog, (I did warn you that I'd be MIA for a while) so here goes. O by the way, my exams went well THANK YOU very much for asking (not)! Anyhoo it's been a roller coaster year... filled with highs and lows, but we give ALL thanks to the Almighty for sparing me this far, but more importantly for His goodness and mercies.

I notice while my back was turned (immersed in 6 folders full of overload in preparation for my exams) that the world went completely off on one. For example, when did it become fashionable for adults (fully grown men and women) to have to 'admit' on national TV that they are 'NOT smarter than a 10 year old!'. Imagine! No wonder the little rats are running about disrespecting their egbons (elders). Really, when last did any of you pick up your notes (if you still have them like me :)) from uni (if you went) or secondary school (aka high school), let alone primary school... come on! More importantly, if a ten year old doesn't remember anything from their curriculum.... then surely there is a problem! I mean at this point we have more important things to think about, like ... bills, bills, mortgages, bills, work and the drudgery of it, increase in petrol costs, congestion charges, parking fines, not getting 3 points on your licence and other more important things to 'get on' in life! O for those not in the know, am talking about 'Are you smarter than a 10 year old' on Sky One, featuring Dom and Dick... yes it's good viewing to watch grown ass people humiliating themselves but then there's got to be more fair ways of showing our intelligence as 'mature' children. Case in hand this one am watching at the mo.... a real 'blonde' who is on only her third question and has used 2 of her 3 lives/saves! Wow!!! And to think she is 31!! Ditsy I say! I hope she drops out soon and goes home with nothing! Dip!

Update... she left on the fourth question... unfortunately with £1000.....naturally not being able to answer question 4! And the next dip has arrived... slightly over weight be-goggled individual (obviously a man), who couldn't spell!!! No wonder they're be-moaning the state of education in this country... how can he NOT be able to spell words that 8 year olds can??? O and the word is 'tyrannosaurus'.... o this fellow wants to win money to train as a ..... wait for it...... any ideas...... a wrestler! And his wrestling name will be ....'The Flux'.... probably cos that's what he'll be doing as his opponent kicks his ass! He's used up 2 lives for the first 2 questions!!! Talk about being dim! O dippy doo is about to use his third and last lifeline on on his third question....he apparently has 7 Scottish standards - I presume that's like O'Levels.... dear I say no wonder! Get this question 4.. Colin runs steadily at 5mph, how long will it take him to run a mile? The Flux's response... 1hr 15 min!!! I mean come on..... 5 mph = 5 miles in 1 hour (aka 60 mins).... therefore 1 mile = 12 min!! Dip! So The Flux goes home with zilch! He really deserves to have to humiliate himself on TV... and he says he is an accountant! I would urge people NOT to use him... what! How 'hard' could that question be NOT??

Ooo today we mourn the death of Benazir Bhutto who was assassinated by those lowest of lows who call themselves martyrs... but am not sure they KNOW what the impact of their deeds is! She leaves behind 3 kids.... may the Good Lord grant them the strength to bear the loss of their mum. I hope this insane violence stops, too many innocent lives are being put cut short 'cos some nonentities think it's their right to shed blood and be greeted by 100 virgins (in their dreams).... and yet they claim they're pure - the hypocrisy of it all!

Heroes season 2... I just finished watching 1-11...wow! That's all I can say - exhilarating to the very end! The producers of Lost might want to take a cue from them.... season 4 starts in spring. Bring on Heroes season 3 people.. hurry please... this girl is thirsty for more Hiro (no, not a typo... he's the Japanese fellow who can move time).

My mind draws a blank now... I had so much to rant about... maybe it's the time of the clear out.... so I've shed all my anger for 2007 as we go into 2008.... ready to rebuild it.

So good folk, if I've got nothing to moan about, it'll be see you in 2008..... Happy reading and thanks for visiting.

Happy New Year folk.....and a Blessed 2008 to you all, filled with dreams and aspirations being met.

Ta da.
- 'boo xxx