I did tell you I'd be VERY busy. At the moment, I have exams where the pass rate is, get this...... 48%!!! Now tell me how that's possible??? Ehn!! Anyway as we say .. I must to scatter!! Just thought I'd bring this to your attention...
True life!
A van driver almost attacked me yesterday morning on my way into work… ok, ok, I slid into an opening in traffic, not my fault he’d left a gap – anyway in the process of trying to scratch me or whatever it was he was trying to do, e hit another woman’s car… and Iron lady was not letting him go! He then proceeded to try to yank open my door- now the force was so hard I could hear the handle ricochet!! When the door wouldn’t open – I ALWAYS lock the doors in the car – habit from Naija, he banged the car a few times and with the woman watching him, he had to scuttle back to extricate himself from his problem!
I don’t know if he’d have attacked me (I was alone in the car, as I am most times), or what he’d have done if the door was unlocked, but thank God it was! Also, not sure if the oyingbos around me would have helped… this day and age of immigrants must go!
Lesson for the day – ALWAYS lock your doors when driving, even if you’re only covering a 1 mile distance!
Ladies, stay safe and gentlemen, try not to throw a hissy fit when a lady 'ducks in' in front of you - we're not all bad drivers!
- 'boo xxx
Thursday, 8 November 2007
Saturday, 13 October 2007
So there's a proposal to make it law for each household to put out ONLY 1 (yup, that's one) bin bag a week... that's single bin bags and not bins! What the f***... apologies to those with rather sensitive ears. What next? Charge us per cubic metre for the air we use... probably using your body as the measuring jug.... in which case, I hopefully will not be paying very much when that happens! Anyway, what I want to know is why I pay out so much in taxes.... let's see there's road tax, VAT (17.5% on EVERYTHING), inheritance tax, council tax, non-resident tax, NI tax, capital gains tax, property tax, stamp duty land tax, income tax, security tax, fuel surcharge, and corporation tax to mention just a few!!! O isn't there are a death tax as well? Who are these suits that probably get paid a hell of a lot to dream up these ... shall we for niceties sake call them 'ideas'? Me thinks y'all NEED to have your heads examined!!
O and will someone please tell whatshisface... the racing young blood... err....Lewis Hamilton to stop the fame from going to his head!! I mean come on, you had elders there BEFORE you and others WILL come AFTER you! My advice young man is to remember your roots (even though it's pretty obvious your dad has forgotten his), get your head down, respect your egbons and above all be 'humble' (yup, strange words to you.... but..). Only last month he got cocky and had the nerve to insult his team mate Fernando Alonso... well me thinks the shoe is on the other foot now, Alonso is laughing and hopefully he'll have the last laugh in Brazil in two weeks. I certainly don't have anything against dudus progressing, especially the young ones, but when they start to disrespect their elders and mouth off... that's when Missy gets upset... so heed my words lad, get off your high horse and remember you're really only there cos your English and have the support of the general populace.... but it'll only ever be for so long.... remember your bizarre wheel spinning in the pit lane at 35mph????? Some say it's due to your inexperience, some say it was due to your over-confidence, some say you cracked under the pressure. Whichever it was, remember History provides interesting lessons in F1, 1986 to be precise. Nigel Mansell appeared a locked-on certainty for the world title at the 1986 Australian Grand Prix in Adelaide,Hamilton was not even two years old then. Six points clear of rival Alain Prost, Mansell was driving a conservative race in the third position he needed to clinch the title when his left rear tyre exploded, and with it his hopes. Mansell had driven brilliantly that year, but so had Prost, and the Englishman's bad luck did not make the great Frenchman any less deserving a champion. The same would go for Alonso and Ferrari’s Kimi Raikkonen this season.... A word is enough for the wise!
Right X-Factor heats up again .... ooo can't wait, although to be honest, not really loving the contestants! But on the flip side, Heroes 2... yippeee. Okey dokey... ta da.. O here's a souvenir from Basel - Switzerland :)
-'boo xxx
O and will someone please tell whatshisface... the racing young blood... err....Lewis Hamilton to stop the fame from going to his head!! I mean come on, you had elders there BEFORE you and others WILL come AFTER you! My advice young man is to remember your roots (even though it's pretty obvious your dad has forgotten his), get your head down, respect your egbons and above all be 'humble' (yup, strange words to you.... but..). Only last month he got cocky and had the nerve to insult his team mate Fernando Alonso... well me thinks the shoe is on the other foot now, Alonso is laughing and hopefully he'll have the last laugh in Brazil in two weeks. I certainly don't have anything against dudus progressing, especially the young ones, but when they start to disrespect their elders and mouth off... that's when Missy gets upset... so heed my words lad, get off your high horse and remember you're really only there cos your English and have the support of the general populace.... but it'll only ever be for so long.... remember your bizarre wheel spinning in the pit lane at 35mph????? Some say it's due to your inexperience, some say it was due to your over-confidence, some say you cracked under the pressure. Whichever it was, remember History provides interesting lessons in F1, 1986 to be precise. Nigel Mansell appeared a locked-on certainty for the world title at the 1986 Australian Grand Prix in Adelaide,Hamilton was not even two years old then. Six points clear of rival Alain Prost, Mansell was driving a conservative race in the third position he needed to clinch the title when his left rear tyre exploded, and with it his hopes. Mansell had driven brilliantly that year, but so had Prost, and the Englishman's bad luck did not make the great Frenchman any less deserving a champion. The same would go for Alonso and Ferrari’s Kimi Raikkonen this season.... A word is enough for the wise!
Right X-Factor heats up again .... ooo can't wait, although to be honest, not really loving the contestants! But on the flip side, Heroes 2... yippeee. Okey dokey... ta da.. O here's a souvenir from Basel - Switzerland :)
-'boo xxx
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