Back again

I bet y'all thought with glee that you'd managed to rid the blogwaves of 'that' gobby woman (though I prefer girl :))!! Anyhoo, sorry to burst your bubble, but she's B-A-C-K! So here's damiboo. How's it going out there? Soooo much has happened, some good (Boris whooping Nazi Ken's ass - the man i.e. Ken could very well have passed for any naija governor, he had their traits!), some bad (Burmese floods and Chinese quake), but mostly some bloody weird things! 'We', yes the royal we lost out on the Champions League Finals - own goal.... next season Riise, BETTER learn to PUT the ball in the OTHER team's net! Got that? Otherwise I will have to drag my big (well more like pert) ass all the way up to Scouse city to whoop your mingy butt! Nuff said, REDEEM yourself next season - o and if you haven't heard, my WORD is LAW....a word is enough for the wise. Only other thing I can say, is I hope Man U win!

Now where were we, Gordon Brown is on course to being the next shortest serving British Prime Minister - well that's after George Canning who's term lasted 119 days, from 10 April to 8 August 1827. What can I say, what a fiasco his service to the nation is turning out to be... first he implements all sorts of rubbish financial laws and restrictions [plummeting house prices (o by the grace of God, NOT mine though), credit crunch, rise in inflation, recession... the list is endless] as Chancellor of the Exchequer, policies which have come back to bite his bum! Then he decides to inflict more pain and misery on the lower and middle classes with the 10p tax fiasco ... which he is 'attempting' to fix by giving us back £120 in tax credits this year... whoppee doodoo... what joy! Don't be quick to rejoice, I bet ol' Gordy will be taking it all back plus more come next year by hook or by crook. Icing on the cake, he wants MPs to support the Embryo bill... u know, the one where the scientists can make human-animal hybrids. I take it soon the earth will be filled with 'Frankenstein' types... God help us all!

O well... thought I'd lost this piece... apparently forgot to check in my drafts... but then lost half of it... so stay tuned for part 2.

Ta.

- 'Boo xxx

The Return of the Ranter

First let me welcome myself back... Welcome Boo:). I've had a hectic 6 weeks or so and am now finally installed in my palace. Anyhoo a lot seems to have occurred while I was out, some good, some bad.. some just down right unacceptable. Let's start with Fiona MacKeown, mother of teenager Scarlett Keeling, who was murdered on a beach in Goa. Why has that woman not been made to face charges for amongst other things neglect? She left her 15 year old child with a 25 year old unknown man (who she later found was sexing the poor child) without money for food or accommodation and went gallivanting around the rest of India with her other kids! UNACCEPTABLE!!! Jail her ass!!! What are the police waiting for? As if that's not enough, turns out she'd been 'saving' £200 per week from child and other benefits over nine months to pay for the fated holiday. Pray tell me, how did she do that??? More importantly, how do you take your family on holiday, then decide to explore some more, leaving one child alone? The poor girl was then raped and beaten before being killed! How are people allowed to get away with things like this? Yes she will always be reminded of her mistake, but what possessed her in the first place? First thing, stop her benefits, cos she's obviously getting way too much if she could save a whole seven thousand GBP (£7,000.00) in 9 months from benefits! On that note, it turns out over half of adults are on benefits in 60 neighbourhoods in Britain! In one part of Rochdale (near Manchester), 76% of working-age adults are receiving out-of-work benefits. Tell me... how this is possible? No wonder the government is keen to tax us... this is how they get money to keep those lazy ass buggers at home!! No wonder they refuse to go back to work! Anyway, the point of this is bring criminal charges against that negligent mother and jail her!

Hmm BAA wants to tax us £20 for airport runs in the south (aka Heathrow and Gatwick)!! They say to improve the environment around the airport and curb carbon levels! In truth, I guess they must have calculated that with the number of naijas coming in with their 10 million suitcases and having to be picked up, they'd make a TIDY sum! Awon olosi! (sorry, there's no other way to translate this... I guess it means twats, idiots, fcukers... fill in the rest!) They claim they're trying to cut down on traffic on the M4... err.. lovies, the M4 just takes you part way to the airport... you still have to get onto a minor road... and traffic on the M4 is mostly caused by folk going to London or the UK silicon valley, known as Thames Valley! Duh!!! Common sense.... wonder why they call it so if it ain't??? I say break BAA and tell the Spaniards to go back to where they came from - yes they're airport is probably better than ours... but their shops suck!. O and it turns out that the tax is actually going towards building a new runway... T6!!! Hmmmm.. do I see raised eyebrows??

Had sooo much to spit out, it's been building up, but alas my memory isn't what it used to be! Like Arnie, I'll be back!

Catch you soon...

- 'boo xxx