Looney Tunes

So here we are again, a mad, mad world! First up, Mugabe that old fart claiming that Russia and China voting down UN sanctions against Zim was a win against racism! You know when people start talking out their bums the world is in trouble. The nerve of the man comparing his dictatorship to racism…an insult to those who have been directly affected! Meanwhile did you see him at his last parade… a real case of baba o fe gba! (Hmm… literally means old man no go gree aka old man is not giving in (throwing in the towel)). The man almost tumbled over… I bet his hip gave way... hehe!! Shame he didn’t fall flat on his ape face!

Please, someone tell Mariah Carey to STOP wearing lycra... come on woman… the big 4-0 beckons and surely it must take all of you to keep holding your breath and you stick out your ‘paid fors’!! Just realised now watching her video ‘Bye Bye’ that toy boy hubby (Nick Cannon) features in it – no, not for his singing ability... he was just the fine boy smiling and holding her. I wonder if she paid him?

Death toll of stabbed teens in the UK this year has reached….. 51! May their souls rest in peace. Government’s response… to hold a knife and gun summit… like that will solve the problem! These kids should have been flogged growing up and the parents of those on benefit neutered once the number of kids got to 2 from 2 men! How else can you contain this issue? Harsh as it may seem… what do you expect when there is no discipline in the home front or respect for parents/elders? Me thinks a new law should be passed…. Every home should (no, make that MUST) have at least 1 koboko (of the 5 tailed variety). That should put the fear of God in these kids.. I won’t even get started with the religious aspect...let’s just say it’s gone to the dogs! What do you expect anyway when the Church itself is divided and arguing about wheteher or not women should be made Bishops… talk of getting a life! Surely there are more important issues than that… here’s a hint COE… Poverty, Hunger, Famine, Access to clean drinking water, Education…. You get the picture!

Estelle… that girl… she says she has big boobs… luvey a pair of oranges does NOT constitute large gazumps! Now you’re in the States and making some dough and rubbing shoulders with Kanye West… Me thinks a trip to Dr. Hollywood might be just the thing to move you into the ‘big’ league! In the meantime… Keep ‘em covered and shut it!

My man of the mo…Chris Brown. That dude has some serious moves… never have they been seen since the time of MJ! I think even he gives the master credit, afterall his 18th birthday theme was … MJ of course! Complete with white gloves and moonwalk. Ne-Yo comes next (hey Usher is now an old man and even he has ceared the floor for the next gen)… but no one beats ChrisB with the lambo with spider seats and the slide across the floor moves. Go Chris it’s your b’day… In the words of Soul II Soul… Keep on movin, don’t stop like the hands of time!

Right off to a bbq now… hoping the sun comes out, or at least it doesn’t rain! Ciao

- ‘Boo xxx