Part II

So where were we.. o yes, poor sod Thierry Henry has split from his English wife after 4 years of marriage pere (only!).... Seems the soon-to-be ex-WAG (wives and girlfriends - a term coined to describe the wives and girlfriends of footballers) will be making a killing (and i mean this quite literally) off her ex-husband when the divorce is final.... a whooping £10,000,000.00 (thought I'd write it in figures for full effects... did you count the number of zeroes?? And note, it's British Pounds, not jankara change o! Anyway, Claire AKA Nicole Merry, remember awoof dey run belle!!



Funnyyyyy the twins from Big Brother - Sam and Amanda Marchant have recorded their music debut - a cover of Aqua's 1990s hit Barbie Girl. The 19-year-old twins, from Newcastle-under-Lyme, who were joint runners up in the show, said: "It's a dream come true for us to record our favourite song of all time". I wonder what their first was.... O and I wonder if Amanda and Brian have 'hooked up' yet? Something tells me not... he's probably still in Lakeside, buying more white baseball caps and goodness knows whatelse! Well Brian, 100k pounds is a lot... better buy a house in your town Essex with the change! Just in case you want to buy their single, it's out next month... :) Enjoy.

- 'boo xxx