Monday 19 May 2008

Back again

I bet y'all thought with glee that you'd managed to rid the blogwaves of 'that' gobby woman (though I prefer girl :))!! Anyhoo, sorry to burst your bubble, but she's B-A-C-K! So here's damiboo. How's it going out there? Soooo much has happened, some good (Boris whooping Nazi Ken's ass - the man i.e. Ken could very well have passed for any naija governor, he had their traits!), some bad (Burmese floods and Chinese quake), but mostly some bloody weird things! 'We', yes the royal we lost out on the Champions League Finals - own goal.... next season Riise, BETTER learn to PUT the ball in the OTHER team's net! Got that? Otherwise I will have to drag my big (well more like pert) ass all the way up to Scouse city to whoop your mingy butt! Nuff said, REDEEM yourself next season - o and if you haven't heard, my WORD is LAW....a word is enough for the wise. Only other thing I can say, is I hope Man U win!

Now where were we, Gordon Brown is on course to being the next shortest serving British Prime Minister - well that's after George Canning who's term lasted 119 days, from 10 April to 8 August 1827. What can I say, what a fiasco his service to the nation is turning out to be... first he implements all sorts of rubbish financial laws and restrictions [plummeting house prices (o by the grace of God, NOT mine though), credit crunch, rise in inflation, recession... the list is endless] as Chancellor of the Exchequer, policies which have come back to bite his bum! Then he decides to inflict more pain and misery on the lower and middle classes with the 10p tax fiasco ... which he is 'attempting' to fix by giving us back £120 in tax credits this year... whoppee doodoo... what joy! Don't be quick to rejoice, I bet ol' Gordy will be taking it all back plus more come next year by hook or by crook. Icing on the cake, he wants MPs to support the Embryo bill... u know, the one where the scientists can make human-animal hybrids. I take it soon the earth will be filled with 'Frankenstein' types... God help us all!

O well... thought I'd lost this piece... apparently forgot to check in my drafts... but then lost half of it... so stay tuned for part 2.

Ta.

- 'Boo xxx