Dateline 28th January 2008, time 0630 hours!! Don't ask, it's the time this missy hits the motorway to head to work! Anyway there I was attempting to join the motorway (from the slip road... for those of y'all who don't know what this is.. it's that bit of road that allows you to gain speed before gaining access to the motorway/express road... call it what you want. Anyway there I was trying to get onto the M25 (that dreaded and eternal car park) in the fog... and boy was it foggy....when I looked to the left... and yes there it was .. a white transit van, with NO lights and I mean no lights but for the glow of his sat-nav. In it, sat this hoodie (what else can I call him... he had a black hood on) eating!!! Or should that be gobbling down a wrap!! You would think that he would realise with the dense fog, that he would remember to switch on his lights, especially as EVERYONE around him had theirs on!! Naturally when he tried to get in front of me, I let him! First I've learnt my lesson from last year and second... ha wéré (mad man)... no ooo!! My parents taught me well thank you!
Next driving down slowly.... hoping for the go-slow (bet it's been ages since you heard that word) to clear... looked to my left again (hey what can I say, I loves me the fast lane) and there she was ... another hoodie in a wine Renault Clio (L18 *** - yes, am naming and shaming, but if the popo want the rest... they know where to find me!!), this time.... doing what I can't stand women doing... applying mascara, using her rear view mirror! Odé (dummy)!! If the car in front of her had slammed his brakes... she'd have been saying good-bye to her no-claims bonus (although something tells me she probably has none!) Come on woman, why give the rest of us a bad name!! Couldn't you have woken up 15 minutes earlier? Or if you must, apply your make up when you get into the office... but not on the road! Don't worry, I couldn't be asked to watch her 'finish'...for all I know, she probably applied the rest of it... foundation and all... hope she managed to look presentable, cos what I saw through the part-hood ... shall we say didn't look great!
There ends my lamentation for the day... gotta get back to my presentation:(.
Bye folks.
- 'Boo xxx
Monday 28 January 2008
Wednesday 23 January 2008
Pet Peeves 2008 - Part 1
Now this list will grow in time, but here goes...
No. 1: White van drivers.... have you seen the way those twats drive, be it motorway, country lane, city road, cul-de-sac... whatever... Total Loonies! Now for those who don't know what am talking about, their equivalent would be bus drivers aka molue drivers, danfo drivers, red bus drivers (yup... they qualify) and last but not least the okada (scooter - cos that's what they are) riders. They are a nuisance and ought to be banned from the roads... OK, I know they have to make a living, but why can't Gordon Brown and his cohorts build their own road network for them? Good question eh?
No. 2: People who think that 'cos you don't live 'at home' (in Nigeria) you don't know what's going on and are in total denial... yes... you... Mr/Miss/Mrs anonymous. Of course I KNOW that there are paedos in Naija... what do you think 'gbomo gbomos' are? Huh!!! We all know (know in adulthood) that aside from kidnapping kids, they used them to commit unspeakable acts.. and used 'medi' or medicine or juju men to cover up their deeds! That doesn't include the randy old men (ogas - as they call themselves - bosses) who rape (yes...) their house girls (little girls usually or teens who help carry out chores around the house). To this list, we will also include the drivers, gate men, houseboys (who are usually older than the girls) and street layabouts (also known as area boys). O, let's not forget about the iyas (nurses, Au pairs.. you choose) who also carry out unspeakable acts on the young boys (and sometimes girls) who are in their care. They all carry out paedophile acts in one way or another! Yes, I agree we should speak out about them as a nation and stop looking at it as if the victim is the criminal... but if you'd 'read' my blog, you'd have understood that my issue was with Gbenga airing his dirty linen in public! Not so much for whatever is going on between himself and his wife, but for the kids who he has chosen to disown in PUBLIC! Did he carry out a DNA test on them? No... otherwise, I bet that Naija paper would have reported on it.... No... like all foolish men he pulled an 'Eddie Murphy'!! Well guess who laughed last... Mel B! And now dippy Eddie is paying child support... and that child when she finds out (and she will do) that her daddy denied her even before she was born publicly... well let's just say Mr Murphy better start dreaming up a bloody good reason! HA!
No. 3: Next on my list is people who insist on spreading jist about others... also known as back-biters, jobless ones, rumour mongers... I can think of others but they are not very nice! All I can say is 'What goes around, comes around'!, 'Never start what you can't finish!', 'GET a life!' and this song by Timex Social Club - 'Rumors'. In fact, this bit of the verse is VERY appropriate...'How do rumors get started, they were started by the jealous people and They get mad seeing something they had and somebody else is holding'
No. 4: Now this really does my nut in.... people who's kids are screaming or badly behaved in public and yet choose to ignore them totally to the discomfort and ear-numbing anguish of the 'shared space' guy.... Please be considerate! Yes, I have no kids yet.... but trust me, one ifoti (slap) and that child will sit up one-time! Mr NSPCC... Child Protection.. I dare you! Have you never heard of 'Spare the rod and spoil the child?'... Well then, it probably explains why half the kids in this town have the guts to torment their egbons (elders)! Bring back the cane jo!
No. 5: Customer service agents who insist on calling Mrs X, even though the form I filled out on the website stated quite clearly MISS!!! Yes o, I claim Mrs X, but people... I am not marrying my papa now... come on! And I KNOW my voice don't sound that old too! But thank you all the same o, I claim it in Jesus name... but alas.. e no go be my papa name... and seeing as our surname is so unique, if there are more of us somewhere... well all I can say is the man had better have a good excuse!
Right... off home I go... stay tuned for more.
- 'Boo xxx
No. 1: White van drivers.... have you seen the way those twats drive, be it motorway, country lane, city road, cul-de-sac... whatever... Total Loonies! Now for those who don't know what am talking about, their equivalent would be bus drivers aka molue drivers, danfo drivers, red bus drivers (yup... they qualify) and last but not least the okada (scooter - cos that's what they are) riders. They are a nuisance and ought to be banned from the roads... OK, I know they have to make a living, but why can't Gordon Brown and his cohorts build their own road network for them? Good question eh?
No. 2: People who think that 'cos you don't live 'at home' (in Nigeria) you don't know what's going on and are in total denial... yes... you... Mr/Miss/Mrs anonymous. Of course I KNOW that there are paedos in Naija... what do you think 'gbomo gbomos' are? Huh!!! We all know (know in adulthood) that aside from kidnapping kids, they used them to commit unspeakable acts.. and used 'medi' or medicine or juju men to cover up their deeds! That doesn't include the randy old men (ogas - as they call themselves - bosses) who rape (yes...) their house girls (little girls usually or teens who help carry out chores around the house). To this list, we will also include the drivers, gate men, houseboys (who are usually older than the girls) and street layabouts (also known as area boys). O, let's not forget about the iyas (nurses, Au pairs.. you choose) who also carry out unspeakable acts on the young boys (and sometimes girls) who are in their care. They all carry out paedophile acts in one way or another! Yes, I agree we should speak out about them as a nation and stop looking at it as if the victim is the criminal... but if you'd 'read' my blog, you'd have understood that my issue was with Gbenga airing his dirty linen in public! Not so much for whatever is going on between himself and his wife, but for the kids who he has chosen to disown in PUBLIC! Did he carry out a DNA test on them? No... otherwise, I bet that Naija paper would have reported on it.... No... like all foolish men he pulled an 'Eddie Murphy'!! Well guess who laughed last... Mel B! And now dippy Eddie is paying child support... and that child when she finds out (and she will do) that her daddy denied her even before she was born publicly... well let's just say Mr Murphy better start dreaming up a bloody good reason! HA!
No. 3: Next on my list is people who insist on spreading jist about others... also known as back-biters, jobless ones, rumour mongers... I can think of others but they are not very nice! All I can say is 'What goes around, comes around'!, 'Never start what you can't finish!', 'GET a life!' and this song by Timex Social Club - 'Rumors'. In fact, this bit of the verse is VERY appropriate...'How do rumors get started, they were started by the jealous people and They get mad seeing something they had and somebody else is holding'
No. 4: Now this really does my nut in.... people who's kids are screaming or badly behaved in public and yet choose to ignore them totally to the discomfort and ear-numbing anguish of the 'shared space' guy.... Please be considerate! Yes, I have no kids yet.... but trust me, one ifoti (slap) and that child will sit up one-time! Mr NSPCC... Child Protection.. I dare you! Have you never heard of 'Spare the rod and spoil the child?'... Well then, it probably explains why half the kids in this town have the guts to torment their egbons (elders)! Bring back the cane jo!
No. 5: Customer service agents who insist on calling Mrs X, even though the form I filled out on the website stated quite clearly MISS!!! Yes o, I claim Mrs X, but people... I am not marrying my papa now... come on! And I KNOW my voice don't sound that old too! But thank you all the same o, I claim it in Jesus name... but alas.. e no go be my papa name... and seeing as our surname is so unique, if there are more of us somewhere... well all I can say is the man had better have a good excuse!
Right... off home I go... stay tuned for more.
- 'Boo xxx
Tuesday 15 January 2008
Now this just irks me!!!
It comes to my roving ranting eye, that the first son of former Naija President Olusegun Obasanjo, Gbenga (is he really, afterall we know Baba had many pikins (children) all over the place), has sensationally accused him and his father-in-law, Otunba Alex Onabanjo, of sleeping with his wife, Mojisola. Gbenga, is presently asking Lagos High Court to dissolve the seven-year-
old marriage. The icing on the cake, is the IDIOT has cast doubts on the paternity of the children (HIS children!!) born into the marriage.
The shocking revelation (and o boy is it shocking) is contained in a fresh affidavit deposited by the petitioner in response to a cross petition of the defendant. Earlier, Mojisola had accused Gbenga of a few crimes, including assault and battery (and am sure extra marital affairs on his part). To top it all of... let's call it double icing, the divorce suit has been dragging in court since 2006!!! Na wa o!! Ehn... did no one tell him that this is just NASTY business... how can? And then denying your children... o boy, first if you have a DNA test done and they are yours... then when those kids get older and find out about the denial... you go hear am! Why do men deny their kids? Did you not learn from Eddie Murphy... turns out Mel B had the last laugh!!But seriously, bad enough accusing your dad of shagging your wife... but including her own dad? UNSPEAKABLE!!! Making a public spectacle of yourself is bad, dragging everyman and his dog in with you is worse!
I digress... looking at Craig David's pecs... all I can say is YUMMY!!! I want somothat! Anyone know where I can get some from? Made a list of things to write about...can't remember, oops!But this I do recall, Britney... get your act together ASAP!! Since when did K-Fed of all people look like the decent person/parent? Come on, it's a delusion!! The man is King Rat....he should be eaten and spat out like a rat should be....stamped on... caught in a rat trap and am not talking the humanitarian kind!!
I duff my hat now and say good night... o have you seen Heroes Season 2...... whoa... H-O-T!! Get it... you can see me in camera later.... I deny all sha!!
- 'Boo
xxx
old marriage. The icing on the cake, is the IDIOT has cast doubts on the paternity of the children (HIS children!!) born into the marriage.
The shocking revelation (and o boy is it shocking) is contained in a fresh affidavit deposited by the petitioner in response to a cross petition of the defendant. Earlier, Mojisola had accused Gbenga of a few crimes, including assault and battery (and am sure extra marital affairs on his part). To top it all of... let's call it double icing, the divorce suit has been dragging in court since 2006!!! Na wa o!! Ehn... did no one tell him that this is just NASTY business... how can? And then denying your children... o boy, first if you have a DNA test done and they are yours... then when those kids get older and find out about the denial... you go hear am! Why do men deny their kids? Did you not learn from Eddie Murphy... turns out Mel B had the last laugh!!But seriously, bad enough accusing your dad of shagging your wife... but including her own dad? UNSPEAKABLE!!! Making a public spectacle of yourself is bad, dragging everyman and his dog in with you is worse!
I digress... looking at Craig David's pecs... all I can say is YUMMY!!! I want somothat! Anyone know where I can get some from? Made a list of things to write about...can't remember, oops!But this I do recall, Britney... get your act together ASAP!! Since when did K-Fed of all people look like the decent person/parent? Come on, it's a delusion!! The man is King Rat....he should be eaten and spat out like a rat should be....stamped on... caught in a rat trap and am not talking the humanitarian kind!!
I duff my hat now and say good night... o have you seen Heroes Season 2...... whoa... H-O-T!! Get it... you can see me in camera later.... I deny all sha!!
- 'Boo
xxx
Saturday 12 January 2008
The Politician: sub-species of Human beings
The wonderful world in which we live in has gone mental again! This time it's not the people or shall I call 'us' humans, but that species of sub-humans called POLITICIANS! What have they done this time... well, they're only trying to erase TRUE family life from society! And as usual they take advantage of an unfortunate situation. There's recently been a case of a twin brother and sister in the UK, who separated at birth (and raised by different families) got married without realising they were related. They found out after the wedding they were blood relatives and have since had their marriage annulled. Anyway, that evil sub-class of humans is taking full advantage of the situation. They're trying to put through laws which critics say will further weaken the link between children and their biological parents, and even effectively end the need for a father! .... As if the hundreds of teenagers who get pregnant every year, walking around with multiple kids from multiple dads, or the thousands of teens - who are either in jail, electronically tagged or in custody isn't bad enough!! I mean, come on people.... yes we know common sense isn't exactly common... but you can always pretend that you possess some, can't you? Before you think these are the rantings of a mentallo, here goes... The Government is proposing that fertility clinics should not be able to bar single women and same-sex couples from treatment. Instead, doctors must ensure patients can offer 'supportive parenting'.... err what does that mean? Then there's the one of children born through fertility treatment need a 'social network' not a father or mother! Come on..... a social network is something you gain (or is that grow) through your journey in life - Primary school, Secondary school aka High School, Uni or the work place.... A social network is not and NEVER will be a replacement for a family!! Did no one ever tell you dummies that???
People... yes we know common sense is not so common... but you could always pretend that you possessed some! Afterall y'all pretend you're do-gooders till you get caught... either with your hands in the till, in bed with your mistress, with a prostitute or rent boy or family B! But then again, taking responsibility for your actions is something you have no concept about.... take our dear Tony for example. Middle East peace envoy eh? I give him 6 months on the job... he'll soon be out... but then he does have a whole load of debt to pay off....so he may be needing the dosh for a while! Anyway back to those bozos... and to think they grew up in normal families...i.e. dad, mum, 2.4 children and the 1 or 2 pets in tow! So why would you deprive the next generation of a true family? Have you ever wondered why society is plagued by so many evils and unruly children/teenagers? Cause you twits have eroded the very fabric of society, that's why! At least there are some in both Houses who are backing the roles of fathers... I sincerely hope they are not in the minority though. But then there are idiots like the so-called fertility pioneer Lord Winston who claims that adding the "Father clause" would be discriminatory - Of course only a man could want this. Lord Idiot says "This is prejudiced against women who have delayed motherhood because they are working hard". Lord dippy (goodness knows why am even giving him that honour) obviously doesn't realise the fact that some level headed women choose to be married FIRST before they born pikins (children) all over the place.... and rather than sit at home and mope or walk the street (as am sure Dippy sir would love for us to do) we get on with things, e.g. our careers - so that we can give our children a BETTER life, without depending on the Government! So now dippy will you withdraw you're dumb ass remark!! Honestly, what planet do these people live on? Just makes my blood boil!
So with the usual fare increases in and commuters herded on train and tube alike like cattle, all I can say is what's next? I bet those 'wise' men in the Department for Transport will soon decide to toll all the motorways and A-roads to increase their purse... especially as it's predicted that by the end of 2008, the UK will have a deficit of £5 Billion!!! I guess we need to build the coffers one way or another.
And the French president's girlfriend is rumoured to be preggers... well we can say one thing for the French then.....the man has proven their randy nature... or is that the Italians.... whichever way you look at it, it's not a Brit! The nation would have been up in arms...but then again, the Brits would never vote in a single man (albeit divorced) into the office of Prime Minister!
Am fighting the flu again... second time in a month - if only people would keep their germs at home, rather than bring them into the office! Yes, sharing is caring... but somethings are better left UNSHARED!! So if you're one of those that take your runny nose into the workplace... here's some advice... DON'T! Keep your 'buggy' self at home, thank you!
Catch you guys soon...
-'Boo xxx
People... yes we know common sense is not so common... but you could always pretend that you possessed some! Afterall y'all pretend you're do-gooders till you get caught... either with your hands in the till, in bed with your mistress, with a prostitute or rent boy or family B! But then again, taking responsibility for your actions is something you have no concept about.... take our dear Tony for example. Middle East peace envoy eh? I give him 6 months on the job... he'll soon be out... but then he does have a whole load of debt to pay off....so he may be needing the dosh for a while! Anyway back to those bozos... and to think they grew up in normal families...i.e. dad, mum, 2.4 children and the 1 or 2 pets in tow! So why would you deprive the next generation of a true family? Have you ever wondered why society is plagued by so many evils and unruly children/teenagers? Cause you twits have eroded the very fabric of society, that's why! At least there are some in both Houses who are backing the roles of fathers... I sincerely hope they are not in the minority though. But then there are idiots like the so-called fertility pioneer Lord Winston who claims that adding the "Father clause" would be discriminatory - Of course only a man could want this. Lord Idiot says "This is prejudiced against women who have delayed motherhood because they are working hard". Lord dippy (goodness knows why am even giving him that honour) obviously doesn't realise the fact that some level headed women choose to be married FIRST before they born pikins (children) all over the place.... and rather than sit at home and mope or walk the street (as am sure Dippy sir would love for us to do) we get on with things, e.g. our careers - so that we can give our children a BETTER life, without depending on the Government! So now dippy will you withdraw you're dumb ass remark!! Honestly, what planet do these people live on? Just makes my blood boil!
So with the usual fare increases in and commuters herded on train and tube alike like cattle, all I can say is what's next? I bet those 'wise' men in the Department for Transport will soon decide to toll all the motorways and A-roads to increase their purse... especially as it's predicted that by the end of 2008, the UK will have a deficit of £5 Billion!!! I guess we need to build the coffers one way or another.
And the French president's girlfriend is rumoured to be preggers... well we can say one thing for the French then.....the man has proven their randy nature... or is that the Italians.... whichever way you look at it, it's not a Brit! The nation would have been up in arms...but then again, the Brits would never vote in a single man (albeit divorced) into the office of Prime Minister!
Am fighting the flu again... second time in a month - if only people would keep their germs at home, rather than bring them into the office! Yes, sharing is caring... but somethings are better left UNSHARED!! So if you're one of those that take your runny nose into the workplace... here's some advice... DON'T! Keep your 'buggy' self at home, thank you!
Catch you guys soon...
-'Boo xxx
Sunday 6 January 2008
Happy 2008
Good evening one and all. Here's wishing you all a Happy New Year, one filled with joy, laughter, prosperity and successes this 2008. I trust y'all had a good holiday? And for those who decided that earning more money rather than resting was more important, well... I hope you enjoyed the free roads (and the packed trains with happy shoppers).
So the year may not have started well... earthquakes, the usual pipeline fires in Lagos (don't those people ever learn? Yes they say poverty is a disease, but biko... if many of you keep getting killed (or should that be 'cooked' like flies while 'stealing' petroleum products (more to the point petrol or kerosene, which are highly flammable), then is it worth losing your own life over it? But typical Naija style... their belief is it will never happen to them, but the next man! I don't know what kind of mentality you call that, but I call it the 'state of the foolish mind'!), dense fog, strikes, house fires, limit on pay rises for public sector workers (with MPs of course wanting to 'award' themselves for the hard work they've performed... obviously they must have learnt from the Nigerian legislative bodies.... that bunch of illiterate, money grabbing, money hungry, good for nothing except inflate their own personal accounts with the nation's money, dimwits! and the mother of all cock ups - Apparently our dear police force have 'lost' the pass codes to the back entrances of their police stations. How did this happen? O well a certain contractor left them in the back seat of his car... it was stolen... the car was recovered a few miles away ... but get this, the document with the pass codes written out in 'plain English' with the names of the police stations (whose addresses you can easily get from royal mail.com) had 'walked'!! They say no high profile police stations were on the list... I say 'WHATEVER'!
So first it was the entire child benefit database (all 25 million), with the names, addresses, national insurance number and DOB of children with their folks account details (hmmm). The discs held the personal details of all families in the UK with a child under 16. Next it was DVLA records of learner drivers (thank goodness am not on that list)! That's your name, DOB and address... all a fraudster needs. Now the police incidence and goodness knows what else has been lost that's been covered up. I tire o! What's coming? Face Off.... for all I know there may be 2 boos walking around town... worse still maybe i get the 'ugly' face...!!! Who in this day and age carries discs around anyway? And what with all the technology we have... why couldn't it have been stored on a central database - in encrypted format and to access it.. enter a password. But then again knowing them, that password might be on the back page of some person or two or three's notebooks, which would be sitting on their desks!
Poor Britney. When did it become possible for a low life like rapper-by-force K Fed to be a better parent than her, let alone anyone? The man is a scrounger (low life, money sucking,money grabbing, white trailer trash!). I mean what type of man is he to seek alimony? Someone give me a spade to knock him out with! The rat makes my blood boil! As for that person that calls herself her mother! Hmmm!! That's all I say... in the Jerry Springer world of trailer folk, I shan't be surprised if iya Britney and K-Fed are erm.. shall we nicely use the word 'checking' each other ... hmmm!
On a lighter note, I promise to be more calm this year... good bye to road rage (wonder how long that will last?)
Well bed time calls...
- 'Boo
xxx
So the year may not have started well... earthquakes, the usual pipeline fires in Lagos (don't those people ever learn? Yes they say poverty is a disease, but biko... if many of you keep getting killed (or should that be 'cooked' like flies while 'stealing' petroleum products (more to the point petrol or kerosene, which are highly flammable), then is it worth losing your own life over it? But typical Naija style... their belief is it will never happen to them, but the next man! I don't know what kind of mentality you call that, but I call it the 'state of the foolish mind'!), dense fog, strikes, house fires, limit on pay rises for public sector workers (with MPs of course wanting to 'award' themselves for the hard work they've performed... obviously they must have learnt from the Nigerian legislative bodies.... that bunch of illiterate, money grabbing, money hungry, good for nothing except inflate their own personal accounts with the nation's money, dimwits! and the mother of all cock ups - Apparently our dear police force have 'lost' the pass codes to the back entrances of their police stations. How did this happen? O well a certain contractor left them in the back seat of his car... it was stolen... the car was recovered a few miles away ... but get this, the document with the pass codes written out in 'plain English' with the names of the police stations (whose addresses you can easily get from royal mail.com) had 'walked'!! They say no high profile police stations were on the list... I say 'WHATEVER'!
So first it was the entire child benefit database (all 25 million), with the names, addresses, national insurance number and DOB of children with their folks account details (hmmm). The discs held the personal details of all families in the UK with a child under 16. Next it was DVLA records of learner drivers (thank goodness am not on that list)! That's your name, DOB and address... all a fraudster needs. Now the police incidence and goodness knows what else has been lost that's been covered up. I tire o! What's coming? Face Off.... for all I know there may be 2 boos walking around town... worse still maybe i get the 'ugly' face...!!! Who in this day and age carries discs around anyway? And what with all the technology we have... why couldn't it have been stored on a central database - in encrypted format and to access it.. enter a password. But then again knowing them, that password might be on the back page of some person or two or three's notebooks, which would be sitting on their desks!
Poor Britney. When did it become possible for a low life like rapper-by-force K Fed to be a better parent than her, let alone anyone? The man is a scrounger (low life, money sucking,money grabbing, white trailer trash!). I mean what type of man is he to seek alimony? Someone give me a spade to knock him out with! The rat makes my blood boil! As for that person that calls herself her mother! Hmmm!! That's all I say... in the Jerry Springer world of trailer folk, I shan't be surprised if iya Britney and K-Fed are erm.. shall we nicely use the word 'checking' each other ... hmmm!
On a lighter note, I promise to be more calm this year... good bye to road rage (wonder how long that will last?)
Well bed time calls...
- 'Boo
xxx
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