Tuesday 15 July 2008

Why o why are there such idiots in this world?

That's right? Why are there such twats!! Although it works ways, the idiots and the other idiots... you know who I'm talking about....the conmen aka 419ers and the conned! There are rules for a reason, and if you think that for some strange reason you are 'special' and therefore those rules will be bended for you, then... you deserve what you get! The new one is the football scam. for the video link and for the story. Apparently Naijas are again at it... scamming kids as young as 12 who want to play for a premier club - your mouths like Premier... how about playing for your country and excelling FIRST! Afterall Kanu and co went down that root... but nooo you feel that you got that magic touch... well I have news for you... so does every Tom, Dick and Harry! To get to the top means you'll need to work hard and by God's grace you'll achieve your goal. Rome was never built in a day! Greed is what gets you all into trouble... you think you can rake in 1£1milla a week like that? Think again mate!

Now onto the scammers, you lot should be ashamed of yourselves. These are people's dreams and aspirations you are messing with... have a heart! Yes you've shown ingenuity in spotting a hole in the system and are milking it for all you got, but have you ever thought what you'd do if a member of your family (not involved in your trade) got scammed as well? Would you laugh or would you cry? What would you do if they go taken for ALL that they had... you make people borrow from family, neighbours, friends, banks, anyone just to meet your insane demands! Yes, you're meeting a need (mostly your need) and benefitting from people's greed but remember everyday is for the thief and ONE day is for the owner of the house! Let's cut to the chase... get a life! If you spent all the time you did thinking how to make a success of a genuine business, rather than scamming people, you'd be very successful and probably wealthy business men and women! Afterall your strength is that you can identify a need... so why not make a positive out of it by identifying a businesss/market need and catering to that need. It can't be that hard... if you used the money you spent at the business centre or servicing your zillion laptops/pcs on your business plan, you'd be raking it in LEGALLY by now! A word is enough for the wise... unless of course Kirikiri (a maximum security prison in Lagos, Nigeria) sounds like your idea of a fun spot to cool your heels!

And when is this government going to stop being condescending.... well more like racist to me! Imagine o... they are now searching for black role models for black youths... they say to stop the knife crime. Err if I remember clearly it's not just black kids who are killing themselves... it's white ones too... and don't they need more help seeing as they're usually OLDER!! Except of course Rhys Jones (God rest his soul). Anyway my point is we need role models ACROSS the cultures, not just black... you got that Hazel Blears! The one just keeps putting her foot in it each and EVERY time! In her words 'Too few black men and boys are achieving their full potential and the consequences of that are being seen socially and economically'! Ehn!! Is that so? All that white thrash living off benefits nko?? Abi no be my taxes dey pay for them and all they do is 'breed' like rabbits! Bianca on Eastenders is a typical example... she has 3 kids of her own, 1 who is 'mixed' and a fourth who is the kid of her jail-ass boyfie! Talk about bloody double standards!! There are far less black people on benefits than white! Yes, maybe quite a few live on council estates and those unsightly high-rise blocks, but still far less than the whites! So if you want to launch role models, then do so for ALL youth and not just black ones!! But then again this is what happens when you are 'given' a post just because you're a woman... not that am sure she is actually one... she doesn't THINK like one for sure!! Arrggh the woman just makes my blood boil! Moving on swiftly before I punch a hole on my keyboard....

Anyhoo, time to get some soul music into my system... Quincy Delight Jones Jnr. aka 'Q' has just been honoured by BET with a Humanitarian Award. Go Quincy... more grease jare. We need more people like you in this world, people who want to promote World Peace in the literal sense of the word (not the miss Universe or is it Miss World... 'I want world peace'. Ride on bro.

La'ers peeps

- 'Boo xxx

Saturday 12 July 2008

Looney Tunes

So here we are again, a mad, mad world! First up, Mugabe that old fart claiming that Russia and China voting down UN sanctions against Zim was a win against racism! You know when people start talking out their bums the world is in trouble. The nerve of the man comparing his dictatorship to racism…an insult to those who have been directly affected! Meanwhile did you see him at his last parade… a real case of baba o fe gba! (Hmm… literally means old man no go gree aka old man is not giving in (throwing in the towel)). The man almost tumbled over… I bet his hip gave way... hehe!! Shame he didn’t fall flat on his ape face!

Please, someone tell Mariah Carey to STOP wearing lycra... come on woman… the big 4-0 beckons and surely it must take all of you to keep holding your breath and you stick out your ‘paid fors’!! Just realised now watching her video ‘Bye Bye’ that toy boy hubby (Nick Cannon) features in it – no, not for his singing ability... he was just the fine boy smiling and holding her. I wonder if she paid him?

Death toll of stabbed teens in the UK this year has reached….. 51! May their souls rest in peace. Government’s response… to hold a knife and gun summit… like that will solve the problem! These kids should have been flogged growing up and the parents of those on benefit neutered once the number of kids got to 2 from 2 men! How else can you contain this issue? Harsh as it may seem… what do you expect when there is no discipline in the home front or respect for parents/elders? Me thinks a new law should be passed…. Every home should (no, make that MUST) have at least 1 koboko (of the 5 tailed variety). That should put the fear of God in these kids.. I won’t even get started with the religious aspect...let’s just say it’s gone to the dogs! What do you expect anyway when the Church itself is divided and arguing about wheteher or not women should be made Bishops… talk of getting a life! Surely there are more important issues than that… here’s a hint COE… Poverty, Hunger, Famine, Access to clean drinking water, Education…. You get the picture!

Estelle… that girl… she says she has big boobs… luvey a pair of oranges does NOT constitute large gazumps! Now you’re in the States and making some dough and rubbing shoulders with Kanye West… Me thinks a trip to Dr. Hollywood might be just the thing to move you into the ‘big’ league! In the meantime… Keep ‘em covered and shut it!

My man of the mo…Chris Brown. That dude has some serious moves… never have they been seen since the time of MJ! I think even he gives the master credit, afterall his 18th birthday theme was … MJ of course! Complete with white gloves and moonwalk. Ne-Yo comes next (hey Usher is now an old man and even he has ceared the floor for the next gen)… but no one beats ChrisB with the lambo with spider seats and the slide across the floor moves. Go Chris it’s your b’day… In the words of Soul II Soul… Keep on movin, don’t stop like the hands of time!

Right off to a bbq now… hoping the sun comes out, or at least it doesn’t rain! Ciao

- ‘Boo xxx