Saturday 13 October 2007

So there's a proposal to make it law for each household to put out ONLY 1 (yup, that's one) bin bag a week... that's single bin bags and not bins! What the f***... apologies to those with rather sensitive ears. What next? Charge us per cubic metre for the air we use... probably using your body as the measuring jug.... in which case, I hopefully will not be paying very much when that happens! Anyway, what I want to know is why I pay out so much in taxes.... let's see there's road tax, VAT (17.5% on EVERYTHING), inheritance tax, council tax, non-resident tax, NI tax, capital gains tax, property tax, stamp duty land tax, income tax, security tax, fuel surcharge, and corporation tax to mention just a few!!! O isn't there are a death tax as well? Who are these suits that probably get paid a hell of a lot to dream up these ... shall we for niceties sake call them 'ideas'? Me thinks y'all NEED to have your heads examined!!

O and will someone please tell whatshisface... the racing young blood... err....Lewis Hamilton to stop the fame from going to his head!! I mean come on, you had elders there BEFORE you and others WILL come AFTER you! My advice young man is to remember your roots (even though it's pretty obvious your dad has forgotten his), get your head down, respect your egbons and above all be 'humble' (yup, strange words to you.... but..). Only last month he got cocky and had the nerve to insult his team mate Fernando Alonso... well me thinks the shoe is on the other foot now, Alonso is laughing and hopefully he'll have the last laugh in Brazil in two weeks. I certainly don't have anything against dudus progressing, especially the young ones, but when they start to disrespect their elders and mouth off... that's when Missy gets upset... so heed my words lad, get off your high horse and remember you're really only there cos your English and have the support of the general populace.... but it'll only ever be for so long.... remember your bizarre wheel spinning in the pit lane at 35mph????? Some say it's due to your inexperience, some say it was due to your over-confidence, some say you cracked under the pressure. Whichever it was, remember History provides interesting lessons in F1, 1986 to be precise. Nigel Mansell appeared a locked-on certainty for the world title at the 1986 Australian Grand Prix in Adelaide,Hamilton was not even two years old then. Six points clear of rival Alain Prost, Mansell was driving a conservative race in the third position he needed to clinch the title when his left rear tyre exploded, and with it his hopes. Mansell had driven brilliantly that year, but so had Prost, and the Englishman's bad luck did not make the great Frenchman any less deserving a champion. The same would go for Alonso and Ferrari’s Kimi Raikkonen this season.... A word is enough for the wise!

Right X-Factor heats up again .... ooo can't wait, although to be honest, not really loving the contestants! But on the flip side, Heroes 2... yippeee. Okey dokey... ta da.. O here's a souvenir from Basel - Switzerland :)



-'boo xxx

Sunday 7 October 2007

Had to let this out!

So where were we... o yes, Muslims in the UK. Heard the new one? Well, apparently Sainsburys has given 'permission' to it's Muslims employees to refuse to sell alcohol to PAYING customers... they can leave it to their 'infidel' colleagues to carry on with the same sale. RUBBISH! As 'my' people would say, 'orishirishi'! In addition this same foolish Sainsburys also allows for Muslim pharmacists to refuse to sell the morning after pill to female and again PAYING customers!! Pray tell, when did the term 'the customer is always right' cease to exist? How dare Sainsburys encourage such utter rubbish! Apparently Boots too allows their Muslim staff to get away with the same trash! Se won gbadun (are they ok?) Surely this must count as discriminating against certain staff... who surely MUST be in majority, as well as infringing on customers BASIC human rights...i.e. the right to buy what I want, when I want, especially when paying with my HARD earned cash! Getit!! If it weren't for the nectar card and Boots Advantage card I possess and more especially ALL those points I have accumulated, I would have instantly boycotted them! Haba! I have nothing against anyone expressing their religious beliefs, afterall i am Christian and PROUD! But surely this just takes the biscuit! First it was the headmistress who banned the play - and you MUST laugh at this.... three little pigs ('cos it offended some of the Muslim parents), then it was the councils that banned Christmas... but yet threw a party to celebrate 'Eid'.... when does it STOP? I support the motion to RETURN ALL THINGS BRITISH, i.e if the Brits even know what that means now! .... Hopefully one day and sooner, rather than later they'll return to their ways, the ways of Western Civilization. If there's anything the leaders of the main parties should be fighting for, it's not to kick out immigrants like me, who have embraced the culture of the land we are in... but to out a STOP to all infiltration and attempts to eradicate a culture and a civilization that has thrived for so long, one that has conquered nations and peoples and imposed their way of life on others..... one which now seems like a toothless bulldog!! O how Winston Churchill would be turning in his grave, or would that be looking for a witchdoctor wherever he is to curse 1 or 2 past leaders! Hmmmm!!!

'nuff said!
-'boo xxx

Friday 5 October 2007

The News Makers

So the general population of Nigeria have once again been tarred with that brush.... you know the one am talking about!n It goes by the name of 4-1-9 aka Advance Free Fraud aka Internet Scams! Why o why do we always have to get nabbed for these things??? Surely there MUST be some other way of making money...one would think that with the way cases are being pursued by law enforcement agents all over the world, they would just GIVE it UP! But I guess the 'mogols' (otherwise knows as greedy dimwits and sadoes who have nothing better to spend their money on!) out there keep them in 'business'! Come on people... if you're an 'ugly' mutt who has NO money, how can in this lifetime (at least) a 'fine' babe with all the 3Bs (boobs, belly (flat of course) and bum) EVER look at you? On the otherhand, how could someone decide to 'gift' you 1 million British pounds (yup, £1,000,000.00 - did you note ALL the zeroes in it!!!).... OK the scam may be we need you to 'hide' 1 milla in your account, because our government is after it (err, why did you think they are after it? Could be that the money actually belongs to a country..... duh!!!) and for 'helping us out', we'll 'give' you say a quarter of that... £250,000.... in your dreams love!!! People, y'all NEED a REALITY CHECK!!! No one will give you £250,000 if you ain't worked for it! You're the ones who keep these fraudsters in business..... y'all need to stop 'patronizing' these 'yahoo-yahoo' boys! OK!!! And you fraudsters what you need is a GOOD hiding!! Obviously your parents never gave you one and should have.... they're probably more interested in the new Bentley or whatumacallit... that lump.... ahh...the Hummer you've just 'launched'!! Me suggests the government brings back the public lashing of these miscreants... what other name would you call them.. and then throw their asses in Kirikiri for at least 5 years! Now my piece said, I think I should start a petition 'Unveil all the yahoo boys and throw their asses in jail after lashing them'! What do you think? O and did I forget to say... 'Human Rights my ASS'!

At least on the flip side, Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala has been named as a managing director of the World Bank. Having held the positions as Nigeria's former minister of finance and later foreign affairs minister, she will join managing directors Juan Jose Daboub and Graeme Wheeler at the top level of the World Bank Group (WBG) management! She will have responsibility for the bank's Africa, South Asia, Europe and central Asia regions. She's also well known outside Nigeria as a corruption buster and seen as a key figure in helping secure the cancellation of $30 billion (21.2 billion EUR) of Nigeria's debt. Madam, more grease to your elbows o! This is not the last stop for you.... Ngozi Okojo-Iweala for president!!!! Hooray (x3)... Even 'Baba' could not hold you down! Don't mind the man jare..... after chopping and cleaning mouth!! He didn't want you to tu (let loose) his ashiri (secrets). Anyway when you're ready to take the mantle of office, give me a holla and we'll talk business... all I want is to be your campaign manager.... you are my role model!



Whatelse... apparently some Muslim medical students are refusing to attend lectures or answer exam questions on alcohol-related or sexually transmitted diseases because they claim.... and get this..... that it offends their religius beliefs .... is it just me, or shouldn't they fail the buggers and kick them out of medical school??? What type of Doctors would the UK be churning out if we had idiots like these in our hospitals??? Come on...Infact it's gone as far as some trainee doctors (they are trainee o... not evem full fledged!! Exam, they never pass o!!!) say learning to treat the disease conflicts with their faith, which states that Muslims should not drink alcohol and rejects sexual promiscuity.... yeah.... and you're not the same people who raped and pillaged your way through history eh??? Hmmmm. In addition,some Musllim medical students refuse to treat patients of the opposite sex... one male student was prepared to fail his final exams rather than examine a female student. At this point, am boiling and before I say anything blasphemous.... why the hell did they NOT fail him???? Is this not a CHRISTIAN country?? If you want to live here, then conform.... it's as simple as that! Get it! To the bleeding bureaucrats who allow this rubbish to go on..... you'd better be careful, 'cos what you're doing is laying a foundation for 'erasing' (and it's that) the culture and history of this great country! Be warned....

Last words... Rafa, what the 'f' are you up to? Why are we loosing???? If we're not careful we'll be booted out of Champions League.... everyone (and I mean the English teams) is at the top of their tables EXCEPT us.... and where are we?? THIRD!!!! What??? And it's not like we're top of the table in the Premiership either! Hmmmm bros, e be liek say you better get your act together before I have to visit a juju man to make you see sense o!!! Help us o!

Anyways have a great week ahead.... Catch y'all soon.

-'boo xxx