Here he goes again...The Archbishop of Canterbury - Dr. Rowan Williams has opened his fat gob yet again, as usual without thinking! The man was quoted as saying that the adoption of certain aspects of Sharia law in the UK "seems unavoidable". How dare him! What utter rubbish. If you choose to live in the United Kingdom, then you ought to abide by the laws and rules of the country and them alone. The man's utterances know no bounds... he just lets loose (enu wa rough). Since when did we start mixing politics with God... fine it might have been done in pre the 19th century, but surely we have come a loonnnggg way from there? Being a member of the Church of England (Anglican Communion) it does annoy me that the man thinks he can offer his opinion, without thinking about the impact his words might have on the country. Dr Williams told Radio 4's World at One that the UK has to "face up to the fact" that some of its citizens do not relate to the British legal system. He argues that adopting parts of Islamic Sharia law would help maintain social cohesion. Is that right Dr Williams? You're just fuelling things and opening up the way for the BNP (British National Party - the British Nazis) to be nationally accepted. It's amazing in this day and age that a grown ass man like you feels meddling by you should be accepted!
The unbelievable thing is The Archbishop of Canterbury is said to be overwhelmed by the "hostility of the response".... err what planet do you live on? One would have thought you'd have been fighting to win souls for Christ, but noooo, you think you're showing love for your Muslim brothers. Thankfully for the first time, all the political parties have stood up to tell bro in the hat to shut it! Even the Muslims have told him to mind his business!! Calls have been made for his resignation... I think it's time you hung your mitre up...it must be senility knocking firmly on your door. Me thinks you should be concentrating on bringing more people into the church, first stop the youth! My two bits of advice to you o Archbishop is take your nosy self out of politics and look at the community and think about how you can bring Christ back into the country!
Drats...I missed out on the euro million jackpot... I think it's time for me to start taking it seriously, afterall you just never know!
Have a lovely weekend folks...
-'Boo xxx
Friday 8 February 2008
Wednesday 6 February 2008
And the World Moves Closer To The Edge!!
You may be wandering why I think this… news reaching this reporter has found that our Government has resumed its ‘Nannying’ ways! Now Health Secretary Alan Johnson is calling for fluoride to be added to England's water supplies in the hope of reducing tooth decay among some of society's poorest and most vulnerable. That’s sooo generous people, but don’t you think improving access to dental care … o and that’s aside from making it AFFORDABLE would be better? That’s apart from the obvious lack of information on its side-effects, which include - cancer, infertility and Down's Syndrome. Two words… ‘Court’ ‘Cases’… look out! Abi na by force (is it compulsory)? Fine, they want to reduce tooth decay in kids but is this the way? Now of course this isn't for everyone (they say) - it won't be necessary in the wealthier home counties for instance. Is that right? Remind me NEVER to move to the Ajegunles and Isale Ekos (poorer areas) of the UK…say goodbye to thoughts of seeing me in ‘Pecksville’ then (aka Peckham). Did I hear you sigh with relief? Yeah, I don’t blame you... it’d mean you having to put up with my daily rants about people ‘blowing’ (speaking – more like yelling in lingo) on the trains, or their extra loud conversations on mobiles about iya Risi and Baba Bolupe did last night, or having to put up with ‘shewingum’ (not chewing oo) sistas of the yellow-by-force variety! Nuff said! The long and short of all this is Mr Brown and cronies… don’t pick up from where Blair left off… you guys are already in the dog house… do you REALLY want to see airhead Cameron soar ahead of you? I didn’t think so.
Next up the American primaries. Here’s wishing you all the best Barack Obama, and it’s not ‘cos you is black man… you’re just definitely more sincere than that old wench…. Clinton! I definitely am all up for a female Yankee presido (president), but me suspects Hilary is out to stoke her own ego (as we power hungry women do from time to time ;)). With 48% of the delegate votes, wouldn’t it be one up for the civil movement, Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. if he were the first black president…. I bet the klu klux klan would be excuse my French shitting themselves! Ha ha ha!!!
England played the Swiss today in the nations favourite sport. Luckily for them, they won! Otherwise I could just see the papers calling for Fabio’s (Capello – new England manager) head.
Poor Britney Spears… no sooner was she in the nut house than that trailer thrash park dad of hers went to court to gain access to her finances! And the foolish judge (‘cos he (and it could ONLY be a man)) granted him his wish. Now the poor girl is begging her dad to sign for her release… of course the money hungry twit said no. Sad…. I feel so sorry for her. I blame the media, but I also blame us – the celebrity nosy parkers! It’s a shame that we put celebrities on such a high pedestal. Yes, they are in the public eye and should be an example, but are you? So next time you go mouthing off, remember to remove the ‘forest’ in your eyes before you try plucking the twig out of someone else’s!
Right enough with the preaching…The new jaguar XF… check it out… I need a rich man… what am I not doing??? Somebody pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee tell me!
- 'Boo xxx
Next up the American primaries. Here’s wishing you all the best Barack Obama, and it’s not ‘cos you is black man… you’re just definitely more sincere than that old wench…. Clinton! I definitely am all up for a female Yankee presido (president), but me suspects Hilary is out to stoke her own ego (as we power hungry women do from time to time ;)). With 48% of the delegate votes, wouldn’t it be one up for the civil movement, Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. if he were the first black president…. I bet the klu klux klan would be excuse my French shitting themselves! Ha ha ha!!!
England played the Swiss today in the nations favourite sport. Luckily for them, they won! Otherwise I could just see the papers calling for Fabio’s (Capello – new England manager) head.
Poor Britney Spears… no sooner was she in the nut house than that trailer thrash park dad of hers went to court to gain access to her finances! And the foolish judge (‘cos he (and it could ONLY be a man)) granted him his wish. Now the poor girl is begging her dad to sign for her release… of course the money hungry twit said no. Sad…. I feel so sorry for her. I blame the media, but I also blame us – the celebrity nosy parkers! It’s a shame that we put celebrities on such a high pedestal. Yes, they are in the public eye and should be an example, but are you? So next time you go mouthing off, remember to remove the ‘forest’ in your eyes before you try plucking the twig out of someone else’s!
Right enough with the preaching…The new jaguar XF… check it out… I need a rich man… what am I not doing??? Somebody pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee tell me!
- 'Boo xxx
Friday 1 February 2008
The Red Shoe Man!!
Right, Randy Jackson AKA 'The Dawg' - one of the judges on American Idol.... the guy reminds me of (and no offence meant) my 'eastern' brothers (the Igbos). What can I say.... sitting at home watching said show and what does he have on.... patent shoes in....red.... yup, R-E-D! I wouldn't have passed a comment if it wasn't that it matched Paula's stiletto pair, o and last week he had on a teal... you know (for the colour blind) that oceany-bluey-silver mix of a colour. Anyhoo Randy... you're still my man, with that sexy smile of yours:). O and I'd recommend watching American Idol, if the yanks can do one thing, it's at least sing! Well, at least they are 'better' singers at their auditions than the Brits. O well... let the auditions come to a quick end and roll in Hollywood and 5 minutes of fame for the hopefuls!
Right, what's been happening in the real world... a lot I must say! First up, non-transparency and nepotism. Yes those words, that were previously reserved for the 'dark' continent... never again... let us stand and welcome Mr. Derek Conway, whose use of his parliamentary allowances to employ his sons into a full time job whilst they were in full-time education has caused him to be suspended by his fellow MPs (well at least they voted to suspend him, unlike in another country where a few Ghana-must-go bags of cash would have exchanged hands and the matter would be buried!). Apparently Sir George Young (Chairman of the Commons standards and privileges committee) said the committee was "frankly astonished that after three years and a substantial amount of expenditure there was no independent evidence of his (Freddie Conway's - one of the sons) output or apparently anyone outside the family who had seen him working". Welcome to the world of the 'ghost worker' Sir George! Look on the bright side, at least the boy exists... there are places where some invisible non-existent soul gets paid a load of dosh! All I can say to all this is it's great to know we're not the only villains... 'Nuff said!
And now for the fun bit... McD's you're favourite fast food joint is about to start handing out qualifications - in the equivalent of an A-level in burger bar management. McQualifications they will be called. The Qualifications and Curriculum Authority (in the UK o... we're not talking Antarctica) has approved a pilot "basic shift manager" course, which will train staff in everything they need to run a McDonald's outlet, from marketing to human resources and customer service skills. Come on, don't laugh... the next 'qualification' could be how to run your local chippie.... look at Ian Beale (on Eastenders), he is an 'esteemed' business man, with multiple businesses and property....things to aspire to). Last week, a report revealed that some universities have concerns over diplomas. One would think the Government would be more interested in raising the standard of education than bringing it down further. But I guess as with all politicians, selfishness comes first! What else would you call it? These people (those politician rats) most of whom went to the top universities (of the Oxford Cambridge variety) appear not want the general population (aside from their kids of course) to benefit from the same opportunities they did! Y'all might as well be mini-Mugabes'! When is that man going to croak anyway?
Right, adios for now... battling the flu again... I blame you OMPP!!
La'ers.
- 'Boo xxx
Right, what's been happening in the real world... a lot I must say! First up, non-transparency and nepotism. Yes those words, that were previously reserved for the 'dark' continent... never again... let us stand and welcome Mr. Derek Conway, whose use of his parliamentary allowances to employ his sons into a full time job whilst they were in full-time education has caused him to be suspended by his fellow MPs (well at least they voted to suspend him, unlike in another country where a few Ghana-must-go bags of cash would have exchanged hands and the matter would be buried!). Apparently Sir George Young (Chairman of the Commons standards and privileges committee) said the committee was "frankly astonished that after three years and a substantial amount of expenditure there was no independent evidence of his (Freddie Conway's - one of the sons) output or apparently anyone outside the family who had seen him working". Welcome to the world of the 'ghost worker' Sir George! Look on the bright side, at least the boy exists... there are places where some invisible non-existent soul gets paid a load of dosh! All I can say to all this is it's great to know we're not the only villains... 'Nuff said!
And now for the fun bit... McD's you're favourite fast food joint is about to start handing out qualifications - in the equivalent of an A-level in burger bar management. McQualifications they will be called. The Qualifications and Curriculum Authority (in the UK o... we're not talking Antarctica) has approved a pilot "basic shift manager" course, which will train staff in everything they need to run a McDonald's outlet, from marketing to human resources and customer service skills. Come on, don't laugh... the next 'qualification' could be how to run your local chippie.... look at Ian Beale (on Eastenders), he is an 'esteemed' business man, with multiple businesses and property....things to aspire to). Last week, a report revealed that some universities have concerns over diplomas. One would think the Government would be more interested in raising the standard of education than bringing it down further. But I guess as with all politicians, selfishness comes first! What else would you call it? These people (those politician rats) most of whom went to the top universities (of the Oxford Cambridge variety) appear not want the general population (aside from their kids of course) to benefit from the same opportunities they did! Y'all might as well be mini-Mugabes'! When is that man going to croak anyway?
Right, adios for now... battling the flu again... I blame you OMPP!!
La'ers.
- 'Boo xxx
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